From "Books Do Furnish a Room"

Thursday, 28 January, 2010

J.D. Salinger (1919 - 2010): His Words

I don't really deeply feel that anyone needs an airtight reason for quoting from the works of the writers he loves, but it's always nice, I'll grant you, if he has one.



CATCHER
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it.

I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.

It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.


HUMOR
I don’t know about bores. Maybe you shouldn’t feel too sorry
if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They don’t
hurt anybody most of them, and maybe they’re all terrific
whistlers or something. Who the hell knows? Not me.


I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.


GIRLS
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.


EGO
I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain. They acted more like they knew they were celebrities and all. I mean they were good, but they were too good.


STAR
Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Buddy! Trust your heart. You’re a deserving craftsman. It would never betray you. Good night. I’m feeling very much over-excited now, and a little dramatic, but I think I’d give almost anything on earth to see you writing a something, an anything, a poem, a tree, that was really and truly after your own heart.

Monday, 25 January, 2010

No Sense At All

Maybe our mountains are too high
Maybe we aren't strong enough
Perhaps we should climb smaller mountains
Recognize too how long they'll take to climb

But as a life's goal, to be a mere climber of hills
Who cares if the mountain's too big
So what if you never reach the peak

Right
And what if you fail
That's a hell of a long fall
Makes no sense at all

But then what mountain climber ever had much sense
So long as you can enjoy the climb
And hey, at least you tried

Friday, 22 January, 2010

Robin Williams on Winning an Oscar*


What's the Oscar experience like?

In the elevator, just after receiving the award:
'Hey Robin, Robin! Congratulations, man!'

The next day:
'Hey, hey Robin Williams. An oscar. Wow, man! An Oscar. Yeah! Right on!'

A week later:
'Hey, Robin Williams. Man! Hey!'

A month later:
'Hey ... aren't you that guy from Mrs. Doubtfire?'




*As I remember hearing him describe it on the Actor's Studio

Monday, 18 January, 2010

Not Nearly Enough Of Van Gogh's Ear

I subscribe to the New Yorker. This is probably not a surprise, a culture vulture, New York loving, short story writing chicken like me who even includes the illustrious magazine as a label on his blog. Make no mistake, I'm no amateur New Yorker subscriber. No, no. This is my second subscription. But that's not all. In the years between subscriptions there were stacks, stacks I tell you, stacks of passed-down issues by my brother-in-law (thank you, Dan).

With my years of experience I will now hold forth and tell you that the virginal New Yorker subscriber can be distinguished by the following:

1. They read all 75 of the magazine's opening pages of listings of what's going on about town, ie. Manhattan (even if they don't live anywhere near the town/island), tiring themselves out to such a degree they can't even make it through the first feature;

2. They think they'll be able to get through an entire article in a single streetcar ride (hardy, har, har); and last and most tellingly;

3. They stress when they can't get through an entire issue in a week. (My brother-in-law aside, NO ONE reads the New Yorker cover-to-cover, assuming they have a full-time, or even a part-time, job).

With my years of New Yorker reading experience (a grand total of about four) I can tell you I no longer try and read any articles that don't interest me. I've been known to skip through entire issues - gasp! - when better novels and books occupy me (I never skip the movie reviews, though).

All this, irritatingly, was meant to link you to the best article I've read in years. An article by a favourite New Yorker staff writer, Adam Gopnik, who I had the good fortune of seeing give a talk in New York at the Pen Festival a few years back. (Had a quick chat with him after too. 'How did you get to be a New Yorker writer?' I asked. 'I spent six years submitting stories until they accepted one,' he replied. I then asked if he'd like to go for coffee. He politely declined. Had to pick up his kids from school. The family man!) The piece called 'Van Gogh's Ear,' which you need a subscription to access, is from the January 4th issue. It's about van Gogh and Gauguin, two artists whose work I had the great fortune to see at the National Gallery in London last week, and both of whom I know a bit about since I've read van Gogh's letters to his brother, Theo, and Somerset Maugham's "The Moon and Sixpence," a fictional account of Gauguin's life (seemingly stodgy British stockbroker leaves wife and kids at a not young age to live poor and make art in Paris and eventually Tahiti).

I'm sorry to leave you so linkless.

I can't do it justice here but will give you one tidbit. Gopnik takes a theory that two German academics have published, that van Gogh did not cut off part of his own ear, but that it was Gauguin, who stayed with van Gogh for six months (before the Dutch painter went into a mental asylum and produced some of his best work), who did the cutting. The article likens the sensitive, if prostitute obsessing, absinthe loving van Gogh to the tender, if alcoholic, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and while not overtly saying so, my reading of it had Gopnik likening the macho and bastardly Gauguin - a point he definitely makes clear - to Ernest Hemingway, a bastard, if nothing else, for the comments he wrote about Fitzgerald in, "A Moveable Feast" his memoir. It has to do with Fitzgerald anxious about his relationship with his wife Zelda and admitting to Hemingway that he worried he wasn't satisfying her in bed on account of a size issue. Hem, as his friends called him, chose to share this story for all the world to read. What a friend.

Another brilliant Gopnik observation is to ask how we'd feel about Gauguin had he not become a world famous painter, and why that relieves him of being the prick that left his wife and kids.

And - last thing - that morality doesn't come into any of it when we look at art. Hemingway is one of my all-time favourite writers as my desert island will attest; Fitzgerald has never done it for me. Van Gogh on the other hand is a favourite painter, and yet even though the National gallery has a wall that includes, among other van Gogh's, his world famous 'Sunflowers' and the room commanding, 'A Wheatfield, With Cypresses' it was Gauguin's work, his 'A Vase of Flowers' in particular, that really grabbed me this time round. The bastard!

Tuesday, 12 January, 2010

Took a leave of absence. Now back. Have what to write if you have will to read. Check back soon.

Thursday, 7 January, 2010

10,000 Hours? Really? That Much?

Outsiders always underestimate the amount of work that goes into expertise ... What's interesting about the 10,000 hour rule ... is not that you need to practice to be good - we knew that. It's that you need to practice that much. Who would have said it was 10 years of practice to get good? We would have said maybe five or four or three ... It's the sheer vastness of the preparation - that's what's amazing to the outsider.

-Malcolm Gladwell (in conversation with Charlie Rose)
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