Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Movie is "Sugar" - So Smart, Such Heart

Another 2009 movie worth seeing



It's about a Dominican baseball player who goes to America.
It isn't your typical formulaic Hollywood story.
I was going to include the trailer.
But the trailer is crap.
It makes the movie look like Hollywood cheese.
It's not.
It is also of course not just about baseball.
It's very human.
Filled with humor and hope and pathos and poetry.
I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Desert Island Novel to Read and Read and Read Again # 4: Ernest Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Tolls"

[For Desert Island Book to read and read and read again #3 click Arundhati Roy's "The God of Small Things"]

On My Friend's Toilet
I remember when this title intimidated me. I remember when "For Whom the Bell Tolls" was not a Hemingway novel or part of a poem by John Donne (the one about no man being an island, desert or otherwise). No, the title was a Metallica song. Oh yes (teenage Jon Mendelsohn of the long hair, and three gold loop earrings; let me tell you how the girls swooned). I remember before that, when the name Ernest Hemingway was a turn off. I had that younger reader's attitude (I still sort of do, to my embarrassment): old classic = booooring.How could I know how soul stirring a guy named Ernest could be?

I don't think I would have even approached Papa Hemingway if it hadn't been for my friend Jon Cheszes (who would, as it happens, equally indirectly be the cause of my meeting the love of my life - but that's a different story).

I was at Jon's apartment from years back. Bachelor days. I was going to the bathroom, if you must know, and as one who needs to read when he does his business, I went into Jon's bedroom to find material. (Jon and I have travelled extensively together - Western Europe, Costa Rica, Quebec - so going into each others' bedrooms without permission is ok. Like the people you went to camp with. You've been through the deepest, darkest forests of Ontario with these folks. Sharing deodorant is no big deal.) Jon's desk was a bachelor's pile of crap. Match boxes and loose change and papers and books, etc. Somehow though Hemingway's "The Sun Also Rises," (totally worth schlepping to the island) stood out. I took that with me to the facilities and like all those who fall for Hemingway, I was more than pleased to find that not only was the writing not obtuse or pretentious but it was interesting. I read so many pages on that toilet that my legs went numb. But let's leave the old wash closet, shall we?

Don't be Stupid
Simplicity can be mistaken for stupidity. It shouldn't be. Because otherwise much of the great Beatles' work would be overlooked. What is more, where would we be without profoundly 'simple' books like "The Little Prince"?

Hem's sparse style leaves only what's absolutely necessary - as he famously said when once asked if writing was hard: Is it hard? No. Not when you're writing for yourself. But when you're writing for others, you damn straight it's hard. (Or something to that effect.) The masterful author with a style so unique he has been said to have changed modern prose forever uses the most elementary language, downright biblical language, to draw crystal clear images in the reader's mind as with "FWTBT's" opening:

He lay flat on the brown, pine-needled floor of the forest, his chin on his folded arms, and high overhead the wind blew in the tops of the pine trees. The mountainside sloped gently where he lay; but below it was steep and he could see the dark of the oiled road winding through the pass. There was a stream alongside the road and far down the pass he saw a mill beside the stream and the falling water of the dam, white in the summer sunlight.

The Thickest Tension Is Rarely on the Battlefield
The novel is set in Spain during the Spanish Civil War. Hemingway's protagonist, his hero, Robert Jordan, is an American fighting with a guerrilla unit against the fascists. He's been sent to the mountains to blow up a bridge. So yes, this is a war story. There are guns, threats, fights, bullets and horses. And don't be mistaken; the story is fraught with tension, though most of it is not played out with dynamite or guns, or even between the rebels and fascists. Rather it is the far more complex tension of supposedly civil human interaction. Much of the story takes place in the mountain cave where the rebels Robert Jordan has joined have made camp. It's here in this cave, at night, over red wine and rabbit stew, that Robert Jordan faces a real force of evil, a bastard of a character that can't unfortunately, without a good deal of context, be encapsulated in a pithy passage. You'll just have to trust me. Or read the book. I can say though that as with the Kate (Catherine) character of "East of Eden," the evil character here raises the little hairs on the back of your neck, sharpens your senses, makes you want to sharpen your claws, find better ways to protect yourself, steel yourself against one cold, bitter bastard.


The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fall...In Love
What's brilliant about "FWTBT" is the way the psychologically violent scenes chokingly full of tension and hate are so artfully balanced with scenes of passionate, unafraid love.

Hemingway was a big man, in size and myth, and his great passions, bull fighting and hunting and war, are the subjects of his novels. They are, however, also just macho trimmings, the thin exterior that like late career Mickey Rourke (aka "The Wrestler") cover a blatant romantic. Like "The Sun Also Rises" and "A Farewell to Arms" (yet another island worthy schlep) "FWTBT" is a love story; it also happens, in my opinion, to be Hem's masterpiece (you can keep "The Old Man and the Sea" - that's right; sorry; it bored me).

He was asleep in the robe ... The robe was spread on the forest floor in the lee of the rocks beyond the cave mouth ... waking, he wondered where he was ... He had one arm around the pillow.
Then he felt her hand on his shoulder and turned quickly, his right hand holding the pistol under the robe.
"Oh, it is thee," he said and dropping the pistol he reached both arms up and pulled her down ... he could feel her shivering.
"Get in," he said softly. "It is cold out there."
"No. I must not."
"Get in," he said. "And we can talk about it later."
"Get in, little rabbit," he said and kissed her on the back of the neck.


Read the book, and if you are so lucky as to get caught up inside of it, you too will get transported, out to that mountain, to sleep by night with the lovers outside the cave. Because Hemingway makes you feel. Nature, the wetness of the ground after a rain, say, or the clearness of a night sky. You taste the food Hemingway's characters eat, you drink much liquor with them. This is experiential reading at its best. It seems so simple but yet no one makes me as hungry, or as desirous of many swigs of wine, never mind one who can make me feel love, passion, fear, excitement, the whole array of human emotion in such a visceral way.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Desert Island Update


RECAP of what's been taken to palm tree paradise to read while sipping whiskey by the fire by the sea

#1 Haruki Murakami's "Norwegian Wood"
#2 J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye"
#3 Arundathi Roy's "The God of Small Things"
#4 John Steinbeck's "East of Eden"
#5 Coming this week I swear

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow in the Film "Two Lovers" - Sad But Smart and with Heart



Like a best play you'd see in New York. It's different, unpredictable, odd, beautiful, scary, sad, strange, funny, which is exactly what Joaquin Phoenix's performance is. Forget the Letterman bullshit. This might just be the performance of the year.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Writerly Quote of the Month



"A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit."
-Richard Bach






[Pictured: Jerome David (J.D.) Salinger]

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Two Canadian Secrets (Jane Curtain is the less well kept one of the two)

I had returned from Japan, this about a year ago now, and I'm talking to my friend Sonia about my eating habits, something related to, I'm sure, either a Whopper or a McChicken (I go Burger King for beef - which is about as sensible as going KFC for chicken). It was Sonia's reaction that I so remember. She was horrified. Horrified!

She said she rarely if ever ate that crap any more, and this from a dear friend who, as she herself would tell you, was not the symbol of healthy eating in our high school and uni days. What her horror reflected back at me was that we were in our 30s now and that eating fast food was just plain stupid.

It's funny, that I can be that brainless about my diet and yet get all uppity, snobby about the arts (My Desert Island, anyone?). Which movie or book or whatever will be remembered fifty years from now. I take this VERY seriously. Not that I don't take my fast food seriously. (I wouldn't be caught dead in a KFC; also, is there a better fast food fry than Mcds?)

Still, I go for the metaphoric popcorn at the local multiplex often enough. The other week I went to see "I Love You, Man," a movie no one will remember in a decade's time. Not a bad movie, but not a Godfather movie either. And yet I felt the urge to write about it here because of Jane Curtain (of Saturday Night Live and "3rd Rock from the Sun" fame). The Canadian actress has a small part in "I Love You, Man" but it's just magic.

She plays the lead's mother and plays it so overly emotional, concerned, loving, wonderful, awkward, old, strange that the whole thing, while being very funny, seems remarkably real. Trade in your ethnicity for Jane Curtain's and this could be your mother, aunt, or most every middle-aged mother I've known. She just nails it, every fucking nuance of it. And how often do you get that in a Hollywood comedy? Something that you would believe as real, and that is also very, very funny. While it's not as outwardly funny as Alan Arkin's great performance in "Little Miss Sunshine," it is a teeny little part and she manages to make it so heartfelt.

It just ... her performance borders so beautifully, precariously close to caricature, but goes no where near Will Ferell territory - it stays plausible. That's artistry, and I'm becoming a big fan of the unnoticed, the never will be Oscar nominated. Call it quiet genius.

And I take that as seriously as I take the mayonnaise they use on a Canadian McChicken (different from what's used in the US and Japan) - trust me [wink] it makes the sandwich.

Friday, April 3, 2009

CDA, T.O., AGO

canada is such a small country, such a young country. at our best, it's not that we are nice and polite, it's not even that we have health care for all: it's our humility. we are not, on a national level, arrogant. quite the opposite. this the advantage of never conquering other lands, or being at the top of many lists. we have never been the almighty and thus don't get big-headed about it. still, all this means it's hard for us to wave our flag, to be proud, which may sound ironic to anyone who's ever seen a canadian tourist. but the flag patches on our packs are simply 'we're not american' symbols, because sometimes, much i imagine like kiwis and scots and most of the people of belgium, we don't enjoy being mistaken for our big brother neighbours.

i grew up wishing i could be american. this is true. i still dream of new york. i still hate most canadian movies, and envy much of the best side of american (movies, hbo, magazines, obama, john stewart), but with age and george bush jr. i've changed. all this to lead up to an email i wrote to a friend about the newly renovated art gallery in Toronto, the AGO - the Art Gallery of Ontario.



"...something's changing in me. maybe i'm starting to settle in to toronto for the very first time in my life. so maybe im trying to put a positive spin, but i just felt, in the ago, like i didn't give a shit about the met, or the uffizi or any other gallery. no, there isn't a single van gogh of note (chances are you missed teh one they do have - it's nothing special), id love if they had more monet's, pissaros, etc. still. the impressionist gallery was ... impressive. ha ha. also, how else to build up canadian arts than to showcase them? and the group of seven stuff, lawren harris' work, amongst all that beautiful wood, and in brigher light, it's pretty damn great. in fact, what the group of seven capture, what the museum showcases is how majestic their work, and our country really is. for the first time in my life, i didn't feel any sense of underwhelment at being canadian, at being torontonian. actually, i felt proud. that word came to mind very soon after i first entered Frank Gehry's great building. dundas west just got a whole heck of a lot cooler.


it's like with music. 15 years ago i would have said we were sub-standard (sp?). i wouldn't have even wanted to go to the horseshoe to see local stuff, wouldn't have known about CBC 2 and wouldn't have understood that joni mitchell, neil young and leonard cohen will go down as three of the 20th century's greatest songwriters. never mind the future: neko case, the new pornographers, rufus wainwright, broken social scene, ron sexsmith, etc...

i think this museum is a big step. i think it changes the city ever so much. i think people will go to this museum, locals and tourists. it's not The MOMA. it's not The MET. but it's something. we're a young city. but it gives me hope. and i take this shit like religion as you know. and even if our dumb-ass prime minister, our narrow minded leader who knows nothing beyond the bounds of business, and i mean that in the least entrepreneurial, creative, good sense of the word, even if he has already cut major funding to the arts, i can only hope that the newly done AGO is a sign to our people that culture, that the arts are what makes cities great. and that's what i want. i want toronto to be great. great!
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